Cleaning fish?

  • slabz
    Posts: 101
    #1844764

    Hey everyone, I just bought a house in town and was wondering how everyone disposes of their fish guts? I’ve lived in the country all my life so they always ended up in the woods or garden and with no neighbors around it was no big deal but now I am not sure what to do with them?!

    B-man
    Posts: 5931
    #1844767

    Bury them or freeze them and toss them in the can on garbage day.

    rjohnson8404
    Posts: 199
    #1844770

    I follow the freeze and toss day of trash pick up.

    Dan
    Southeast MN
    Posts: 3860
    #1844773

    x3 on that method.

    TheFamousGrouse
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 11818
    #1844795

    I thought that was what gas station garbage cans are for. No? rotflol rotflol rotflol

    OK, totally true story. Another member of these fine forums used to fish salmon on the north shore back in the day.

    He and his roommate rented an apartment, so they had no place to clean fish at home, so they would field clean salmon and put the guts in a bag.

    Then they would stop at the same little Quckie Mart on the way back into Duluth and while one guy stocked up on Twinkies, Dew, and chew, they other would discreetly slip the bag-o-guts into the gas station dumpster. Problem solved, right?

    Well, as you’d guess, they went to the well once too often and on about the 3rd stop of the season, they noticed that bolted to the front of the dumpster was a sign and they got the vague feeling that it might be directed at them:

    TO THE SONS OF B!TCHES THAT KEEP PUTTING SALMON GUTS IN OUR TRASH. WE’RE GOING TO CATCH YOU AND KICK YOUR SPAWN SACK UP AROUND YOUR EARS.

    Of course, this sign could only be read one way. As a challenge… Another gut dump-n-run did follow.

    Grouse

    Smackem33
    Posts: 149
    #1844818

    Lol buddy does the same thing with duck carcasses, I just have a stinky garbage can most of the time especially in the fall

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13623
    #1844819

    Don’t forget, if your neighbor SHOULD have a garden and you don’t get along too well, their yard is a perfect place whistling whistling whistling

    Jeff Gilberg
    Posts: 133
    #1844825

    Bury them or freeze them and toss them in the can on garbage day.

    I usually put them in the freezer, then I forget to put them in the garbage and wind up with a bunch of well preserved fish guts!

    Smackem33
    Posts: 149
    #1844859

    All I know if I had fish guts in the freezer the woman would go freaking bananas and definitely not like this yay

    BigWerm
    SW Metro
    Posts: 11877
    #1844868

    All I know if I had fish guts in the freezer the woman would go freaking bananas and definitely not like this yay

    That’s why we have multiple freezers, inside one for Mama, outside is Dad’s business. As for the OP in the winter (below freezing) I bag them up and throw them directly into the outside garbage, in the summer I will bury them in the garden early in the year or bag and freeze until garbage day.

    B-man
    Posts: 5931
    #1844908

    <div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>B-man wrote:</div>
    Bury them or freeze them and toss them in the can on garbage day.

    I usually put them in the freezer, then I forget to put them in the garbage and wind up with a bunch of well preserved fish guts!

    Yeah same here.

    I’m like Bigwerm.

    In the winter I usually just dump them right in the garbage.

    In the warm months I usually just dig a shallow grave and give them a proper burial (sandy soil, it’s takes 30 seconds of my time and they’re done).

    Tom Sawvell
    Inactive
    Posts: 9559
    #1844915

    Just freeze them and put them in the trash can on pick up day.

    I also garden and will freeze a bunch. Just before its time to plants the tomatoes and peppers I thaw a couple packs and run them thru the grinder to make a slurry. I use a post hole digger to make the holes for the plants and go about a foot deeper than needed. I add a cup/cup and a half of the ground fish to the hole then back-fill to the height I need to set the plants. As thee roots grow down and into the decomposing fish matter those plants get a super growing spurt. No smell at all, all benefit to the plants.

    Don Meier
    Butternut Wisconsin
    Posts: 1681
    #1844936

    One spring wife and i caught a bunch of crappies , slipped my mind to freeze them . Had them in the can for 2 0r 3 days. Garbage day comes and the pick up guy loses his cookies. Did not know this until years later ,same guy was driving semi. Comes in for a load and we start talking fishing and he recounts this stinky collection . I ask if he remembered where? He gives me general location. I knew immediately it was me. I apologised. And we both laughed. They are something else when simmering in a garbage bag !

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1844958

    All I know if I had fish guts in the freezer the woman would go freaking bananas and definitely not like this yay

    Well for Pete’s sake…you don’t tell them what it is!!

    Dave maze
    Isanti
    Posts: 988
    #1844960

    Just don’t be like a buddy of mine and throw a catfish carcass in my recycling bin on accident. I thought, where was that smell coming from? Then i saw the maggots spewing from my recycling can lid. Barf. eek

    Tom Sawvell
    Inactive
    Posts: 9559
    #1845066

    One spring wife and i caught a bunch of crappies , slipped my mind to freeze them . Had them in the can for 2 0r 3 days. Garbage day comes and the pick up guy loses his cookies. Did not know this until years later ,same guy was driving semi. Comes in for a load and we start talking fishing and he recounts this stinky collection . I ask if he remembered where? He gives me general location. I knew immediately it was me. I apologised. And we both laughed. They are something else when simmering in a garbage bag !

    Early one fall I bought and slaughtered two pigs. Killed them and dressed them at the farm, then brought them home to hang butcher. When the pigs were skun and the heads removed I rolled the hides and set them in the dumpster and set the heads right in top to keep the hides from un-rolling. Of course I closed the dumpster cover.

    The next morning I was just getting dressed when the garbage man backed into the lot and stopped. I tossed on jeans and made for the door to warn the guy but didn’t quite make it. He swung open the top up just as I started to open the door and howled out a shriek that could be heard for miles. The guy put half his bladder in his bibs. I went out and tried my best to apologize but he was a little slow on acceptance. The next week I met him with an ice cold six pack we started over on getting along. After that incident I am pretty careful what I put in the trash if its not wrapped.

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13623
    #1845077

    All I know if I had fish guts in the freezer the woman would go freaking bananas and definitely not like this yay

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    I would love to see her reaction to to this during trapping season! rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol All my wife asks is to keep the hair out of the ice cubes and to clean it out in Spring. I love my wife but if she got that pissy over a bag of frozen guts, I’ld seriously question her mental health. Much worse things in life to endure doah

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    Smackem33
    Posts: 149
    #1845115

    Yeah that would be a sight to see at my place, she doesn’t even like watching me clean fish, but she sure gobbles them up when I cook em

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