Chuck Norris Jokes for Hump Day Humor

  • nhamm
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    Robbinsdale
    Posts: 7348
    September 6, 2015 at 11:07 am #1564211

    Chuck Norris can outfish…….James Holst.

    Too far? devil

    lundojam
    Posts: 255
    September 7, 2015 at 6:41 pm #1564360

    Chuck Norris never triple posts.
    When CN answers the phone and says “Norris; go” he’s giving you a head start.

    chomps
    Sioux City IA
    Posts: 3974
    September 8, 2015 at 8:03 am #1564415

    Last night a re-run of Walker Texas Ranger was on, during one of the action scenes Chuck says “if I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you” best line of the whole show.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18706
    September 9, 2015 at 3:03 pm #1564739

    Whenever there is a solar eclipse its actually Chuck Norris denying the sun permission to shine…..lame alert..

    patk
    Nisswa, MN
    Posts: 1997
    September 9, 2015 at 3:57 pm #1564752

    John Wayne was asked about Chuck Norris. The Duke’s response, “Who’s she?”

    Jeff mattingly
    Lonsdale, Mn
    Posts: 515
    September 12, 2015 at 4:32 am #1565268

    Chuck Norris once flushed a condom down the toilet. Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born…

    Chuck Norris once made a bet with superman and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants….
    THESE NEVER GET OLD!

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    September 12, 2015 at 6:16 am #1565271

    Chuck Norris gave birth to himself.

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3827
    September 12, 2015 at 6:53 am #1565275

    they are now making chuck norris toilet paper,it doesnt take poop off anybody either

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