A Realtor Ron story.
He was on leave while in the service..rented a boat and tackle from a bait shop. They told him to go fish in an area that was in sight of the bait shop and what ever you do, don’t let go of the rod.
Well, he got tired of holding it and set it down next to him. Yep, lost the rod. He motored back to the bait shop for another rod.
This time they told him to go into a bay, and look for the sunken telephone poles and fish as close to them as he could. He never caught a sturgeon, but the telephone poles swam away.