Can Cooler sayings

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1222893

    My new Marketing Director suggested having some can coolers made. I didn’t think much about it until last night when the Favorite Daughter said Dad, you should have some can coolers made. Some people call these Koozies.

    Guess I’m having some can coolers made.

    One side will have a catfish with a bent pole and my website. But I’m having trouble coming up with what to put on the opposite side. Figured I would use Ido’s Marketing Survey Group….you.

    Select the saying you like or post your own. I’m open to anything as long as it’s not foul language.

    Mike W
    MN/Anoka/Ham lake
    Posts: 13294
    #1140804

    Make the koozie look like a can of stink bait.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1140806

    Now there’s an interesting thought.

    chamberschamps
    Mazomanie, WI
    Posts: 1089
    #1140807

    On a pink can cooler…

    “One in the pink, three in the stink”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1140808

    I like it!

    …and my FW won’t get it so I’m safe.

    Mike W
    MN/Anoka/Ham lake
    Posts: 13294
    #1140810

    Quote:


    Make the koozie look like a can of stink bait.


    One issue with this might be people getting confused and grabbing the real can of stink bait for a swig.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1140812

    Quote:


    Quote:


    Make the koozie look like a can of stink bait.


    One issue with this might be people getting confused and grabbing the real can of stink bait for a swig.


    They’ll do that twice. The first and the last time.

    chamberschamps
    Mazomanie, WI
    Posts: 1089
    #1140813

    Quote:


    I like it!

    …and my FW won’t get it so I’m safe.


    If I’ve learned anything about cattin… its a dirty sport conducted by dirty dudes-and your fingers smell pretty bad by the end of the night.

    dfresh
    Fridley, MN
    Posts: 3053
    #1140814

    ‘Catfishermen do it in the dark’

    TheFamousGrouse
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 11652
    #1140815

    Chicken livers. Not just for breakfast anymore.

    Grouse

    francisco4
    Holmen, WI
    Posts: 3607
    #1140820

    Quote:


    ‘Catfishermen do it in the dark’


    I want to change my vote to the quote above.

    FDR

    mike-west
    Amery, WI
    Posts: 1422
    #1140826

    Screen print of you and Coley in those nice pink sweat shirts at show

    I do agree, ‘Catfisherman do it in the dark’ does have a rather nice ring to it

    redneck
    Rosemount
    Posts: 2627
    #1140827

    Catfish—- the other white meat!!!
    “or”
    I catfish because walleye scare me
    “or”
    I catfish because walleye have teeth
    “or”
    I catfish because leisure suits never go out of style–in the dark!
    “or”
    If you are reading this you must be really bored–welcome to catfishing!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1140834

    Quote:


    When I grow up I’m going to be just like BK


    Best one so far.

    crappies
    Posts: 85
    #1140836

    my buddies and i always use to say: “Push Mud Catfish!”

    trytoofish
    sw Mn.
    Posts: 418
    #1140846

    “Stinkbait is for dipping not sipping”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1140847

    Going to have to explain that one to me Crappies.

    Or is that the idea?

    Kind of like….

    Quote:


    Why Buy New, When Slightly Used Will Do? Except When the Deals Are This Good


    trytoofish
    sw Mn.
    Posts: 418
    #1140854

    “Stinkbait! Use a spoon you don’t want to miss a drop”

    holennet
    Park View, Iowa
    Posts: 175
    #1140860

    To Stink or not to Stink?

    I Stink therefore I cat.

    Jesse Krook
    Y.M.H.
    Posts: 6403
    #1140866

    Quote:


    Catfish—- the other white meat!!!
    “or”
    I catfish because walleye scare me
    “or”
    I catfish because walleye have teeth
    “or”
    I catfish because leisure suits never go out of style–in the dark!
    “or”
    If you are reading this you must be really bored–welcome to catfishing!


    Jesse Krook
    Y.M.H.
    Posts: 6403
    #1140867

    “Catfishing, so easy a grandpa can do it”

    coleycrawler
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 308
    #1140868

    Quote:


    ‘Catfishermen do it in the dark’


    Love this one! Does anyone think this is going to be inappropriate in the eyes of the parents for the young BK fans?

    It’s just for a koozie and it is an educational fact.

    I’ve been thinking of tag lines everything that comes out of my brain has Similar innuendos. (And yes I missed my Appointment with the psychologist yesterday…).

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1140869

    I love “Nice fish, can I use it for bait.” I love can coolers and I’ll take that one even if you don’t go with it and pay the extra screen printing set up for a run.

    “Manly Fish Have Whiskers”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1140872

    Quote:


    Does anyone think this is going to be inappropriate in the eyes of the parents for the young BK fans?


    If they know me, that being inappropriate is going to be the least of their worries. LOL!

    trumar
    Rochester, Mn
    Posts: 5967
    #1140873

    We will see who rembers this one… If you cant stand the smell dont eat eat it!

    coleycrawler
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 308
    #1140874

    Quote:


    “Manly Fish Have Whiskers”


    Steve Root
    South St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 5623
    #1140878

    Hmmm…

    “Catfish: Sport for people who can’t cast”

    “Catfish: Something this ugly better be fun to catch”

    “Catfish: No ice fishing show because they don’t have teeth”

    All in good fun BK

    Rootski

    trytoofish
    sw Mn.
    Posts: 418
    #1140888

    Catfishing! If you can get past the smell you have it licked!

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    #1140890

    Got Stink? would be better than “Stink Bait”

    Doug Bonwell
    Cedar Falls IA
    Posts: 887
    #1140891

    “Use Stinkbait and Smell like the Captain”

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