FB and I packing up boat to go fishing..
Me: “did you pack my cat bait..sudden impact?”
FB: “oh babe sorry I gave it to the neighbor to try out”
Me: “what? I ordered that online you can’t buy it in store a store near here”
FB: “oh don’t worry I’ll get it back”
Me: “I don’t want it back, how are you gonna ask an old man for catfish bait back” ughhh
soon to be FB=former boyfriend