Philosophical Catfish Quotes

  • josh_eats_kitties
    Posts: 123
    May 17, 2012 at 2:39 pm #1068911

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    Quote:

    If the first hole stinks,find another.


    There is a blind lesbian convention joke in there somewhere.

    Can I say lesbian on IDO?

    Who said this has to apply to lesbians?! I thought it referred to the question we ask that gets us sleeping on the couch!

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    May 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm #1068929

    Quote:

    Quote:

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    If the first hole stinks,find another.


    There is a blind lesbian convention joke in there somewhere.

    Can I say lesbian on IDO?

    Who said this has to apply to lesbians?! I thought it referred to the question we ask that gets us sleeping on the couch!


    You are going to have to be more specific.

    I was alluding to the joke about the L at a fish market. Something about the definition of confusion.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    May 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm #1069126

    Referring to last years catfish workshops…

    One small step for man, one giant leap for the catfish kind.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    May 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm #1069158

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    More specific… hrmmm…

    Rhymes with rut rex? lol

    Ah. Now I know why. I would never ask for something like that.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    May 24, 2012 at 6:43 pm #1071012

    Quote:

    it’s pronounced Koch-ka

    I like my way better.

    josh_eats_kitties
    Posts: 123
    May 24, 2012 at 7:10 pm #1071028

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    More specific… hrmmm…

    Rhymes with rut rex? lol

    Ah. Now I know why. I would never ask for something like that.

    As you shouldn’t! The only way to tell if you have a keeper is if they ask you!

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    May 25, 2012 at 1:44 am #1071171

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    As you shouldn’t! The only way to tell if you have a keeper is if they ask you!


    Oye, I never understood that. I mean you have inches between one thing that was made for it and another that was made for something completely different. And that taint no lie.

    lisak
    Red Wing, MN
    Posts: 36
    May 25, 2012 at 5:57 pm #1071383

    i just spit out a cherry slushy on my computer keyboard and screen… ha! not sure how that all caught me off guard, but you got me

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    June 7, 2012 at 6:27 pm #1074502

    Max: If I die today, I die a happy man.
    John: You die today, I’m taking your motor.

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    June 7, 2012 at 7:38 pm #1074534

    Do flatheads from Minnesota,swim with catfish from Wisconsin?
    Do they co-habitate in the same waters?
    Do they …….?

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    June 7, 2012 at 9:52 pm #1074567

    Nothings worse then changeing a tire when the bites on,,,author,,,a guy by the name of experience.

    shawnil
    Posts: 467
    June 8, 2012 at 12:38 am #1074599

    “Luck is being in the right place at the right time with the right bait.” Denny Halgren (?)

    “That’s why they call it fishing and not catching!” might have first heard that from my cousin (usually said after some unfortunate occurance like a snag or break-off)

    Quote:

    “You can’t catch em sitting on the couch!” Robby 1980

    You could if your couch is on your pontoon!

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    June 8, 2012 at 11:22 am #1074654

    Bad Karma

    josh_eats_kitties
    Posts: 123
    June 8, 2012 at 6:25 pm #1074824

    Quote:

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    As you shouldn’t! The only way to tell if you have a keeper is if they ask you!


    Oye, I never understood that. I mean you have inches between one thing that was made for it and another that was made for something completely different. And that taint no lie.

    Lol, at the end of the day I’d agree. Having dated my share of deviant women, the hype is just that. I think it goes back to the frat boy story telling for most people that obsess over such things.

    But hey, I don’t judge what makes people happy either way(unless it’s walleye fishing, it’s fine if they like doing that in the privacy of their own home, but keep it outta public please!)

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    June 8, 2012 at 7:04 pm #1074847

    “The catfish is kind of like the bluegill. And they’re the easiest fish to catch that has any size to it.”

    ~ Denny Halgren

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    June 12, 2012 at 7:04 pm #1075547

    That catfish had an attitude bigger than your ole lady’s butt!!
    Stuart

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