Philosophical Catfish Quotes

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1222641

    Since cat folks have too much time to think while waiting for the one good bite, I thought I would start a new thread.

    Post’em as you think of them.

    “The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but what he catches from it.” -John Ruskin 1819-1900

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067572

    “That which does not stink us makes us weaker” -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067574

    “A bite which is not independent is a bite only half understood.” -Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067575

    “Stink is power.” -Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067577

    “I do not agree with a stink bait you use, but I will defend to the death your right to smell it.” – Voltaire

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067580

    “Those who stink, learn.” -ASLET motto

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
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    #1067582

    …and for Targaman

    “Stinkus in uno, stinkus in omnibus.”

    Stink in one, stink in all. -Unknown

    timschmitz
    Waconia MN
    Posts: 1652
    #1067584

    Someone got into the stinkbait a little early this morning…

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067585

    Quote:


    Someone got into the stinkbait a little early this morning…


    I’m still smelling it from last night. Just seems to linger on.

    DrewH
    s/w WI.
    Posts: 1404
    #1067553

    Hey Brian: Semper ubi sub ubi. And Dux famina facte

    class 1957 with the help of a very hot Geek gal who sat behind me in class.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1067588

    Was that because you were creating your own stink?

    biggill
    East Bethel, MN
    Posts: 11321
    #1067589

    Quote:


    Since cat folks have too much time to think while waiting for the one good bite,


    That’s a good quote right there… I’ve heard that only BK has that much time.

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #1067590

    The more it stinks the better it works, atleast in my boat. All kinds of concoctions come to mind.

    outdoor_guy
    Norway,Michigan (In DA UP)
    Posts: 165
    #1067618

    ” To Stink or not to Stink…. What a silly Question…
    Shakespeare (he built the first catfish rod )

    STEVES
    New Richmond, Wi
    Posts: 724
    #1067646

    Catfishing-“A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other…”

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    #1067655

    Clonked yourself on the noggin again?

    kruger
    Metro,mn
    Posts: 593
    #1067656

    Quote:


    Catfishing-“A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other…”



    STEVES
    New Richmond, Wi
    Posts: 724
    #1067666

    Quote:


    Clonked yourself on the noggin again?


    Yep, happens all the time…

    floydzilla
    Posts: 22
    #1067714

    Catfishermen never die, they just smell like it.

    flatheadwi
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 578
    #1067717

    If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. ~ Mark Twain

    STEVES
    New Richmond, Wi
    Posts: 724
    #1067746

    Sorry, one more. ” Here I sir so broken hearted, I came to fish but smell like I farted…”

    josh_eats_kitties
    Posts: 123
    #1067990

    “Sometimes a catfish is just a catfish” – Sigmund Freud

    katfish
    Ohio
    Posts: 65
    #1068522

    “You can’t catch em sitting on the couch!” Robby 1980

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1068541

    If man could be crossed with the cat fish it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat fish.” – Mark Twain

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1068576

    God made catfish “ugly” to filter out the pseudo fishermen. Those who are only concerned with looks, will forgo a tough fight and challenge by chasing other “pretty” fish. If the good Lord wanted shallow, unskilled and dumb fishermen to switch to cats, he’d have put boobies on them. Those who know true beauty pursue the catfish. – Mplspug

    dfresh
    Fridley, MN
    Posts: 3053
    #1068579

    That’s beautiful Mike.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1068613

    History being made right there!

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    #1068649

    If the first hole stinks,find another.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1068658

    Quote:


    If the first hole stinks,find another.



    There is a blind lesbian convention joke in there somewhere.

    Can I say lesbian on IDO?

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