How to Bathe a Cat

  • steve-demars
    Stillwater, Minnesota
    Posts: 1906
    #1219070

    This seems the right place to post this – it’s about cats —

    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse.”

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!

    Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times…

    Sincerely,

    The Dog

    tpntp
    Posts: 77
    #295214

    This post made me think of number 9

    Top 10 Dog & Cat Characteristics

    10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.

    9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

    8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

    7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

    6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.

    5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.

    4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

    3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.

    2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

    1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

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