Diary of the everyday bass fisherman

  • fisher sherry
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 487
    February 24, 2007 at 4:50 am #540991



    Too funny. Thanks for the laugh, Darren!!

    Fights with motor is my favorite. Daddgummit!

    wade_kuehl
    Northwest Iowa
    Posts: 6167
    February 24, 2007 at 5:17 am #540997

    He’s lucky he’s not buddies with Blue. With the two of ’em together, one or both would be dead by now.

    audemp
    Wi
    Posts: 721
    February 24, 2007 at 5:20 am #540998

    You like that fallin down the bank seen huh DTRO….

    larry_haugh
    MN
    Posts: 1767
    February 24, 2007 at 5:25 am #541001

    You got to admire Bill Dances sense of humor… especially at himself….
    good one Dtro.

    birddog
    Mn.
    Posts: 1957
    February 24, 2007 at 7:07 am #541014

    The wife walks in…What are you laughing at?? He’s classic. I needed that!

    BIRDDOG

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 24, 2007 at 8:00 am #541018

    I have to admit I had ole Bill wrong. He always seemed like the kind of guy who would lose it, but aside from the sensitive rod, he was pretty good natured about it.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 24, 2007 at 5:33 pm #541091

    I nominate the snake one as the best. When they show it in slowmo, I about fell off my chair.

    mile832
    MN
    Posts: 565
    February 24, 2007 at 5:41 pm #541097

    Those are hilarious. Thanks, dtro.

    ggoody
    Mpls MN
    Posts: 2603
    February 25, 2007 at 2:52 am #541242

    Dance Drowns Cameraman and tree Snake get my votes .. too funny!

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    February 25, 2007 at 9:08 pm #541384

    Don’t know who has more fun making these, Bill Dance or the camera man. Man, that boat launch one sure makes me homesick for nice spring open water fishing in my jon boat.

    Thanks, Bill

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    February 25, 2007 at 9:16 pm #541389

    This stuff never happens to a Cat fisherman

    Unless maybe his name was Briank.

    Hi Brian.

    david_scott
    Twin Cities
    Posts: 2946
    February 26, 2007 at 3:18 am #541496

    Quote:

    This stuff never happens to a Cat fisherman

    Unless maybe his name was Briank.
    Hi Brian.

    I can tell you dont go catfishing much

    Catfishing at any time can turn into an adventure.. plenty of things to go wrong, or *bump* in the night.. then the urban issues that always seem to find there way around here and there… Heck, blacksportsman frequently attracts secret admirors(sp?) that will often return seeking his company… Even Brian K and his favorite wife met one

    Who was that? Maybe stcroixer and gocatfish that had an admiror on the bank really getting into watching them fish last year?

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    February 26, 2007 at 4:49 am #541543

    I can tell you dont go catfishing much

    Now Dave, how could you tell that I’m a ”rusty rookie” at catin?

    blacksportsman
    Fridley, MN
    Posts: 156
    February 26, 2007 at 11:01 am #541565

    Quote:

    Heck, blacksportsman frequently attracts secret admirors(sp?) that will often return seeking his company

    You know, Dave, only you can make a dark man blush…

    There was this guy we met down at one of our urban cattin’ spots on the river back in early June of ’05 who had shown up down there something like three nights in a row. Every time he was down there, he’d hang around me, carrying on these long and random conversations with me, and on top of that, he’d stick around for hours! Wasn’t fishing, just hanging out! Dave warned me that the guy had eyes for me, but I remained in denial until the last night he came down there. I had my girlfriend and kids along with and after he found out that they were with me, he came up to me and said, “I guess you won’t be seeing me around anymore.”

    When Dave gets his video cam up and running, I’m sure we’re going to see some video clips that will make Bill Dance’s bloopers look like amateur night

    Maybe I should have Dave teach me how to use the camera so I can spend more time behind it rather than in front of it

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 27, 2007 at 3:35 am #542057

    I don’t know Manny, the dead sucker on your lip while you were snoozing had me bent over for a while…and I wasn’t even there!

    Ever since I saw that snake video last winter…I’ alway watch “above” when going under trees.

    I would have love to have been along with Catdad when he parked his flat bottom on a nest of young bull snakes…well maybe not.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 27, 2007 at 3:37 am #542060

    Almost forgot…Manny, I never did like the way you broke up with that fella…you need to be a little more sensitive in the future.

    …actually, it’s easy to laugh now…but I think that guy lost part of his tackle box somewhere in life.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 27, 2007 at 3:05 pm #542191

    He was a few yards short of a full spool, was he?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 28, 2007 at 3:13 am #542528

    He was a couple short of a limit.

    fisher sherry
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 487
    February 28, 2007 at 3:55 am #542550

    Either that or he was way over his limit.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 28, 2007 at 7:54 am #542619

    I heard he was trying to show Manny his limit.

    blacksportsman
    Fridley, MN
    Posts: 156
    February 28, 2007 at 8:30 am #542621

    Quote:

    I heard he was trying to show Manny his limit.

    Sad, but true…

    He definitely was a few bullies short of a dozen

    Gotta love fishin’ in the big city…you’ll see it all!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 28, 2007 at 2:14 pm #542650

    So you are saying he was “over the slot limit”?

    blacksportsman
    Fridley, MN
    Posts: 156
    February 28, 2007 at 4:36 pm #542718

    I wouldn’t know! When I realized he had opened his “livewell” and pulled out his “catch”, I quickly looked the other way

    I really didn’t want to catch the guy “poaching”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 28, 2007 at 6:02 pm #542789

    So…you weren’t taking a creel survey?

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    March 1, 2007 at 2:17 am #543108

    You sure there wasn’t a chub in there?

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