In all seriousness.
What is wrong with grilling a 15lb cat? It is the perfect eating size! That is what pop taught me as a kid. The bigger ones taste like bass (opps, I mean crap), that is why you don’t grill the 18″ bass, you grill the 16″. Besides, the law states you have to return the 15″ and smaller bass right? Atleast that is what all the tourney guys do with their bass, so it must be law.
But there is nothing tastier than a 15lb flatty on the grill with some garlic, onion, and butter!
hmmmmmmm, hmmmm! GOOD EAT’N!!!!!!