Loony Fish Laws

  • fisher sherry
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 487
    #1219710

    Don’t know how true these are, but they’re pretty funny.

    * In Utah, Washington, DC, and Colorado, it is against the law to fish from horseback. In Pennsylvania, you cannot even take a horse along on a fishing trip, regardless of whether it’s being ridden or not.

    * No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Toltec, Colorado. And in Chicago, it is illegal to fish if you’re in your pajamas.

    * Santa Clara, California, outlawed the drugging of trout in inland lakes or rivers in order to catch the fish.

    * It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee and the state of Washington.

    * In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.

    * You cannot shoot fish with a bow and arrow in Louisville, Kentucky. And you cannot shoot fish with a gun in the state of Washington or in Hazelhurst, Mississippi. In Vermont’s Lake Champlain, it is illegal to shoot pickerel or northern pike with a gun.

    * It’s against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.

    * In Kansas, you cannot fish with your bare hands, while in the state of Washington, you can’t catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.

    * Goldfish cannot be used as bait.

    * In Ohio, fishing with explosives is illegal.

    * Muncie, Indiana, enacted a law where it is forbidden to carry fishing tackle into a cemetery.

    * Any “overt physical action” intended to frighten fish is prohibited in New York State.

    From Loony Laws about Animals

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #445578

    Quote:


    * It’s against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.


    THAT’s why know on fishes in Oklahoma!

    david_scott
    Twin Cities
    Posts: 2946
    #445594

    Then its legal to get a fish drunk in Minnesota?

    Maybe thats what I gotta do to get them flats to bite!

    Where is the soaking a bullhead in a beer smiley?

    dfresh
    Fridley, MN
    Posts: 3053
    #445598

    Quote:


    THAT’s why know on fishes in Oklahoma!


    Was BrianK drunk when he posted this?

    Ralph Wiggum
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 11764
    #445602

    Quote:


    Quote:


    THAT’s why know on fishes in Oklahoma!


    Was BrianK drunk when he posted this?


    Ha ha ha

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #445613

    Sorry…favorite wife called me for dinner…and I JUMP when she calls. ( glad that don’t happen too often)

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    #445616

    Quote:


    Sorry…favorite wife called me for dinner…and I JUMP when she calls. ( glad that don’t happen too often)


    Don’t jump too high, you’ll bust your noggin’ on those newly installed ceiling fans…

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #445622

    Had to bring that up didn’t you Blue?

    Now I have to go and finish the wiring for the last one…daughters been kinda whining about no power in her bedroom for the last couple days…

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #445660

    Actaully, I think it’d be a neat trick to see someone lasso a fish. Heck, if you can catch one in mid air, I say let’em!

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