How to cook cats…

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1219547

    Bill, I thought of you when I ran across this recipe tonight.
    I’m guessing you don’t have many, since your just starting out catt’en. Wish someone would have given me these tips a few short years ago…

    For all of you weight watchers, this is low in carbs and high in protein.

    2qts water
    1c chopped chives
    2c raw corn
    2c barely
    5 lbs young cat

    Add all ingrediants and bring to boil. Add cats and season to taste.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #401865

    Oh come on! No kittens were hurt in this post!

    I could have posted Bass Stew and had everyone mad at me!

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    #401893

    Thought it was a recipe for catching carp when I saw 2 cups of corn.

    Nate and Jessies cat sends you this message:

    Have to warn you that he’s a VERY smart cat and does hold grudges too.

    So does your wife know what you did to her cats kitties?

    hof
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2443
    #401901

    Brian, Brian, Brian!
    Would have preferred bass stew!

    Good Fishing,
    Mike

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #401917

    Quote:


    Would have preferred bass stew!


    It’s getting too close to the Prairie du Chien Get to Gether…way too many bassholes in that area.

    ‘Course WI is noted for it’s cat lovers too… I could be in trouble….

    Still looking for protection!

    scottsteil
    Central MN
    Posts: 3817
    #401932

    Speaking of Cooking catfish, this in one of my favorites.

    Fillet the cats like a walleye. I like to leave the skin on. Clean the fillets in really cold water. Lightly flour each fillet. Heat up some oil in a pan and make sure it is super hot. Once the oil is nice and hot, open the garbage can and throw the entire catfish away, including the fillets and fry up something that is edible

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #401939

    Scott…I always thought you were a good guy and wore a white hat!

    scottsteil
    Central MN
    Posts: 3817
    #401968

    Living by a lake system that is full of cats brings out the best in me

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    #401979

    Looks like some one forgot to take the potato peeler to them cats first.
    I hate hair in my soup

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    #402119

    Scott, you da man. Anytime you can get one on Briank thats .

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #402182

    Bill…he doesn’t need encouragement for pete’s sake!

    Scott, can you give us an ice report on your little cat hole up there?

    Wheelers going to the Methhole area yet?

    HEY! I just remembered…you own me a guide trip! Dang, I have to stop using post it notes…I always through them out!

Viewing 11 posts - 1 through 11 (of 11 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.