It’s time to let the “cat” out of the bag!!!!!!!!

  • gary_wellman
    South Metro
    Posts: 6057
    October 24, 2005 at 5:56 pm #1219527

    AND ANOUNCE TO ALL THAT BRIAN LOVES GRASS CARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    In socializing with Brian, he pulled out his check book to “buy” (thanks! ) and LOW and BEHOLD!!!!!!

    THERE

    ON HIS

    CHECKS……..

    Is a picture of a MONSTER LARGEMOUTH BASS!!!!!!!

    I knew my instints were right, that you were just a no-good grass carping freak who hid behind cats as a disguise!!!!

    I’m going to have James change your name to GC LOVER!!!!!!

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    October 24, 2005 at 6:12 pm #391632

    Tell me its not true After the crap I received once when using the word ba$$ without following it up with bait
    Please Brian, tell me its not true

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    October 24, 2005 at 6:13 pm #391633

    Quote:

    I’m going to have James change your name to GC LOVER!!!!!!

    How about “Closet Bass Guy”

    Welcome to the dark side Brian. Did your golf clubs arrive yet?

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    October 24, 2005 at 6:19 pm #391639

    Golf club???? [2 dirty words] I suppose with only 4 fingers on one hand he can only spell BASS. Somebody please teach him to use the other hand too so he can spell catfish. [the bass guys will appreciate it]
    Thanks, Bill

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 24, 2005 at 7:06 pm #391651

    Ummm…my wife ordered them for me before she knew the differance? ummm…

    Hey Gary? How much do you weigh…and how tall are you?

    ratherbfishn
    St Paul Park MN
    Posts: 220
    October 24, 2005 at 7:16 pm #391658

    Checks also….hmmm. If I recall right I think Brian was wearing a shirt with a bass on the front pocket while we were out catfishing on P2. He tried to blame it on the wife dressing him but I wasnt falling for it.

    gary_wellman
    South Metro
    Posts: 6057
    October 24, 2005 at 7:23 pm #391659

    Quote:

    Hey Gary? How much do you weigh…and how tall are you

    Brian, when woman used to ask me how tall I was, I always asked THEM how much they weighed………It was my old pickup line………What are you trying to say now????

    Jeremiah Shaver
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 4941
    October 24, 2005 at 7:48 pm #391662

    He asked me to send him some swim jigs too

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 24, 2005 at 8:06 pm #391667

    No, no Gary…I need to know how much you weigh to ensure I have strong enough Power Pro to hang you by the

    That’s all….

    gary_wellman
    South Metro
    Posts: 6057
    October 24, 2005 at 8:09 pm #391669

    Hey!!!

    Don’t blame me or your wife!!!!!!!!

    I think it is quite obvious that WE ALL KNOW who ordered the checks!!!!!!

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    October 24, 2005 at 11:07 pm #391719

    You know, I just got something I bought from Briank in the mail today and as a added bonus – there was one of them bass thingies you put on your car antenna in the box – what you trying to say? I am not turning into a grass carp lover thats for sure.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 24, 2005 at 11:21 pm #391725

    You know…one little mistake and your branded for life…

    Now I know how Tice feels.

    hanson
    Posts: 728
    October 25, 2005 at 1:58 am #391745

    Grass Carp??

    Out of all the species of carp, the grass carp are avidly sought after in the southern states. Hmmm… I guess bass are actively sought after as well.

    Anywhoo,I think it may be unfair to Brian to brand him as a grass carp lover. It is probably best to refer to him as as a largie or largemouth fisherman, a tournament angler wannabe, or a “bucketmouth angler.”

    Brian- When are you getting the tourny shirts stitched up with your name and sponsor logos on them? When you do, let me know, OK. I’ll take an XL with Gamakatsu on the right shirt pocket, PowerPro on the right sleeve, Berkley on the left sleeve, a BIG!!! Abu Garcia logo on the back, and “MR. B.O.” in italics above the left shirt pocket.

    If I you run out of room on the shirt, I’ll take a girl scout sash with stink bait manufacturers embroidered down the front. OK?

    PS- I heard Manny wanted the same shirt with the name “Loveslap” embroidered above the left shirt pocket. Sorry Manny!!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 25, 2005 at 2:54 am #391761

    Quote:

    heard Manny wanted the same shirt with the name “Loveslap” embroidered above the left shirt pocket. Sorry Manny!

    I heard it was….”spanky”

    Well, thanks Hanson! I think….Bucket Mouth?

    Now you guys know why I always wear a life jacket…because if I fell overboard…only Hanson would toss me a floatation device!

    Garcia would have to take second place, the back would have to have CATFISH CONNECTION across the back…Which, by the way sells all of the above mentioned products!

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    October 25, 2005 at 2:58 am #391764

    Possible BK sighting a HOF’s Tuesday…
    From: Briank

    Hey Bill, if your not doing anything tomorrow morning, I’m planning on getting out of dodge and picking up my new bass rod at Mikes. If you have the time…I’ll buy you a cup of coffee.

    I should be there between 9:30 and 10 am. [end of pm]

    The above is a pm I got from Brian tonight. Cats out of the bag now Bud.

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    October 25, 2005 at 3:46 am #391775

    Anybody notice Brian has gooten alittle quite? Title of this thread is right-”Its time to let the cat out of the bag.”

    hanson
    Posts: 728
    October 25, 2005 at 4:17 am #391780

    Quote:

    Now you guys know why I always wear a life jacket…because if I fell overboard…only Hanson would toss me a floatation device!

    You got that right. I would toss anybody overboard a floatation device. Hopefully, it wouldn’t come to having someone fall overboard though.

    Its dark out & there is moving water, not a place to screw around too much in my opinion.

    18fisher
    Hastings,MN
    Posts: 412
    October 25, 2005 at 8:28 pm #391937

    While over at Brians house the other night my nose started to tingle a little bit and as he walked out the kitchen door.

    I smelt that familiar aroma:

    Fish! HMMMMMM I say just in time for a little walleye?

    Briank: Yeah sure Want to try alittle?

    18Fisher: Heck why not, At least I didnt have to clean them.

    Briank: Well how do they taste?

    18Fisher: This is definitely not walleye! What is it?

    Briank: Hold on I have to show you some pictures From the other day of the Bait I caught!

    18Fisher: all right, All of a sudden Briank throws in front of me a picture of a beautiful 21″ smallie he had caught. And my only response is “Wow that would be fun to catch!”

    Briank: Ah the catchin’ ain’t fun eatin’s much more fun, How’s it taste?

    18Fisher: You’re a sick, sick man!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 25, 2005 at 9:06 pm #391947

    fishhead
    Chaska
    Posts: 215
    October 26, 2005 at 1:36 am #392004

    ICH!!!
    And you gave me crap for liking sushi!

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    October 26, 2005 at 2:20 am #392014

    Hate to be the one to break the news to Brian but bass are sport fish which means you catch em and release em.

    Good to see you today Bud. Now when in Rochester again you know where to stop in and shoot the breeze.

    Thanks, Bill

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