Has anybody been clonking?

  • bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    July 1, 2005 at 10:17 pm #371207

    That there’s funny…I don’t care who you are

    Bowfinhunter
    Wallnutters are a silly lot
    Posts: 197
    July 3, 2005 at 4:28 am #371278

    Eye Guide,
    Post
    #216578,
    #216686,
    #216694,
    Masterful use of language and imagery.
    You sir are the Man!
    See ya,

    Bowfin

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    July 3, 2005 at 11:24 am #371292

    Sure, you put EG up on a pedistal…..by not haveing a nick name for him!

    YOU, my friend Bowfin….are getting….SOFT!

    Bowfinhunter
    Wallnutters are a silly lot
    Posts: 197
    July 5, 2005 at 4:00 am #371404

    Sorry I was in haste when I posted that
    How about “Eye Gouge”
    Or
    ” Eye Gout”
    is that better Mealy?
    See ya

    Bowfin

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    July 5, 2005 at 4:17 am #371406

    Much better…thank you…

    jason26
    Cedar Falls, IA
    Posts: 380
    July 5, 2005 at 6:22 pm #371483

    Ok, incase i ever go catfishing and get board, when clonking am I suppose to try and imatate a beaver the best I can?

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    July 5, 2005 at 10:30 pm #371558

    I think you are just supposed to fantasize about them while clonking.

    jason26
    Cedar Falls, IA
    Posts: 380
    July 5, 2005 at 10:39 pm #371563

    thanks for clearing that up EYE-GUIDE

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    July 5, 2005 at 11:30 pm #371570

    OK, it’s official!!! You guys need some help. You have done let the slime eat away at your brains. I will get all of you enrolled in some kind of self help group. Course, I have never laughed so hard in my life, but you still all need help.

    drewsdad
    Crosby, MN
    Posts: 3138
    July 5, 2005 at 11:45 pm #371571

    I’ve had enough of this! There is nothing sexual about clonking. You children should be ashamed!

    Clonking is when you take a cylindrical shaft shaped object and thrust… it… into ….. the………………

    Never mind.

    dd

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    July 6, 2005 at 1:58 am #371588

    Quote:

    I’ve had enough of this! There is nothing sexual about clonking. You children should be ashamed!

    Clonking is when you take a cylindrical shaft shaped object and thrust… it… into ….. the………………

    Never mind.

    dd


    See,

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    July 6, 2005 at 12:17 pm #371615

    Quote:

    OK, it’s official!!! You guys need some help

    Hello, my name is Bret, I think I may be a clonker

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    July 6, 2005 at 8:03 pm #371737

    Sexual?
    The thought never crossed my mind
    Get your mind out of the gutter! Otherwise CFG may be looking for help for you too!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    July 6, 2005 at 9:50 pm #371765

    See Chris? What did I tell you…all women think about is sex…

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    July 6, 2005 at 10:56 pm #371772

    Quote:

    See Chris? What did I tell you…all women think about is sex…



    Oooooooooohhh no, sex ain’t got nothing to do with it. I am just looking out for you guys. Seems that catfish slime is driving you guys batty and turning your brains to mush.

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    July 6, 2005 at 11:01 pm #371775

    Quote:

    Quote:

    OK, it’s official!!! You guys need some help

    Hello, my name is Bret, I think I may be a clonker


    Ok Bret, thanks for starting. The floor is yours. Spill your guts and confess. And keep you hands where we can all see them.
    Bret has the courage to admit he’s a clonker. Now who’s next?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    July 6, 2005 at 11:03 pm #371777

    Bret…what you do behind closed doors should stay behind closed doors…

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    July 6, 2005 at 11:55 pm #371783

    Quote:

    Bret…what you do behind closed doors should stay behind closed doors…

    I have until I heard what you are doing in the boat

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