Attention all Catfisherman!

I haven’t known Briank for very long, but as many of you know, he’s been acting a little strange lately. I know we’ve all gone through some rough times on occasion, but I’m a really worried this time. I wasn’t sure what was wrong with him until I finally came across a pic of him …… uh…..I can barely say it……. KISSING a member of the bass family. I know, It hit me pretty hard too! Listen, we all need to chip in to help him overcome this sickness before it’s too late. Share some stories, post some pics, send Brian a P.M for encouragement, just do something, please! We’re all here for you Brian, you’re going to be OK. I’ll start by posting a pic from last week.

I swear…someones passing around mushroom tainted Lutefisk lately…

Hi Mile or Mile high.
Wait are you telling me Brink (aka mealyworm) was caught kissin a baNAsty…. and this shocks you. That dude, has been a closet wallnutter (Green Carp)/baNasty fisherperson for a long time.
Yes it is true he has tried to project himself in OUR circles BUT he has not fooled me.
Alas some of us have tried before to intervene with supposed Cat fisherman. (read the sad tale in my history)
Sorry Mile but no matter hard you try.., or wish once a green carp fisherman always a green carp fisherman
I am sure he learned to kiss slimey nasty wet things at his and his boy toy’s (oystergulper aka Gater hummer) favorite bar the Blue Oyster in Bay? city. (I thought there was a G in there someplace) It is sad but true Mealy worm (aka Brink) has gone the way of Dennise Icatchsmallsnauggers and Ol’Joe Zebco.
Travlin the globe doin all sort of happy and GAY stuff, you know stuff like,
skinny dippin in the Seine river with all there Gay Parisean (male) friends.

Paring stinky cheese and French wine at Chateau St. Ahomeo in the french country side.

Dropin the soap at Hotel Sofietel

And last but not least following there Hero Tony Dean across the South Dakota countryside selling tie dyed crank baits and “Hot Pink” TUBE baits. Begging to be taught by there master Tony D the famous “limp wrist” wallnot jigging
technique.
But Tony D will never tell, he will lead his followers all over the South Dakota countryside selling there wares cheap and doing his bidding and making bad T.V.

O well, Mile don’t say you havent been warned….
See Ya

Bowfin

Someone call 911! This guy is overdosing on mushroom tainted Lutefisk!!!!

oh man, I think that was your best post to date bowfin

Cattin_Addict

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oh man, I think that was your best post to date bowfin

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CA…what does his post mean?

Props for straightening me out, Bowfin. I was unaware of Brink’s deceitfulness in the past. It was pretty easy for him to fool me in the off season, but as soon as catfishing started to pick up (for me at least), he couldn’t hide it any longer. I guess I wasn’t watching close enough to see it at first. Well it’s that old fool me once……..shame on you bit. I owe you one Bowfin.

Careful, he has been working out. Here he is doing 10# Flathead curls. You guys don’t want to get him mad.

AH HAAA! One on myside!

And looky…TWO fingers!!!!

To show you what a dedicated catfisherman he is. He was the first one to buy the new flathead cellphone. The reception sucks and it stinks like heck but he claims he looks great using it.

You can’t get a little 9 lb flat in a picture? Hmmm…….I bet Commanchero or Cattin Addict was holding it up from the tail.

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I bet Commanchero or Cattin Addict was holding it up from the tail

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No…no basket ball in it’s mouth….

I like the catphone Com…Can you hear me now!

actually if memory serves me correctly, Commanchero caught it and let brian take his picture with it

CA

btw, when we hitting it again tim?

Now I know why I like fishing cats. Were all nuts

ohhhhhhhhhhhh great, this is what I have to look forward too.

Hi Mile high,
Dude no need to thank me I consider it a public service.
WE must stick together WE are outnumbered about 1,172 to 1
in Minnesota but we true catfishers like those odds.
Right C/A.
Hey Conman 15 two things wrong with those photos.

1. Mealy worm don’t have his pink lace frilly gloves on, he’d never get HIS hands all slimy from cat juice.

2. Those hands look normal sized everybody knows Mealy has the hand size of your average 3 year old.

You don’t need to defend the old girl she and her legions of See baNasty fisherman do alright defending themselfs.

Hey Carp girl
It’s mostly in fun.
P.S. I like your old name better
See ya

Bowfin
P.P.S. Hey C/A call me today because I’ll forget,(as usual) and I need to talk to ya.

I’m glad I’m older and far more intelligent now but…..I have in the past kissed worse things than a bass. I did make sure no pictures were ever taken though!

Looks like that heavy mudeye was whispering sweet nothings in your ear

Lutefisk in mushroom sauce eh?…Hmmmmm.

Hey Dark, I can tell you havnt fished with Brian yet, actually it is him wispering to the fish, when ever he gets a flat, he always wispers “and then it rubs the lotion on” he says it over and over. I think he stole that from silence of the lambs, kinda freaky if you ask me

CA

CA? Now what did I tell you about letting people know about the secrets of Flat slime…FlatheadWI isn’t going to be happy!

The special properties of this kinda slime will cure anything from acme to marrage woes. We’re still working on a way to market it….

PS What a flat whispers in my ear…stays in the boat!

if you squeezed some off your pink frilled gloves I am sure you could get enough to fill a bottle

CA

Coming to theaters this summer – The Catfish Whisperer – starring Briank as the misunderstood fisher man who talks to the catfish. Have a problem with your catfish, he can cure it. Have a problem with your acne, he can cure that too.

The sequel is going to be out this fall….

Dancing with Flatheads…

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Dancing with Flatheads…

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Which is no more or less than a ponderously slow and less intelligent ripoff of the old classic “Little Big Flathead”

would the theme song be dueling flatheads?

CA

I prefer…Willie Nelson’s

“Always on my Mind”