Anyone contemplating catfishing with one alias MAZNER should be forewarned:
1 – Mazner has the ability to break in four pieces a solid fiberglass catfishing pole while hitting the dock at Everetts going 7-8 mph. Make sure all your poles are completely inside the boat for their safety.
2. When fishing in Mazner’s twenty foot john boat be warned that if your in front and your ankles start feeling wet that it is NOT the leak he’s talking about, it is that the plug for the boat is missing and he cannot find it. PS – he does not have a bilge pump.
3. When catin with Mazner remind him that he does not have reverse on his motor. He will then possibly not beach his boat on a log jam hoping to get on the “spot on the spot” and have no way of backing out of the jam.
4. Avoid the temptation of taking a big mouthful of Kodiac chewing tobacco when offered to you. Mazner knows that puke makes good chum and will try to make you sick for his own selfish gain.
5 – Bring your own life jacket. Mazner may or may not have one for you.
The above all happened in only a single 4 hour spell of cat’n with Mazner. I can sleep good tonight. You’ve all been warned.
