Things I’ve learned fishing in the dark

  • steve-demars
    Stillwater, Minnesota
    Posts: 1906
    #1219186

    Fished the St Croix last night from 6:00pm to midnight. The river is coming back down slowly, river elevation was 677 feet and the water temp was 78 degrees. Sunday evening is tough, the St Croix gets beat hard all weekend by all the big boat traffic. Once everyone decided to go home it turned into a beautiful evening. Picked up two small flathead – 1 small one (20″) at 7:30pm on cut bullhead; another small one (24″) at 11:30pm on a bullhead.

    Here are a few things I learned last night:
    #1. Every time you go to the front of the boat to take a pee, you will get a bait clicker screaming run.
    #2. If you are lucky enough to catch the fish, zip up your fly before taking your photo.
    #3. When fishing alone in the dark don’t bother taking pictures of little fish
    #4. Don’t post pictures of yourself holding a little fish with your fly open and a stupid look on your face.
    #5. Don’t spray the top of your head with bug spray while wearing your favorite headlamp. Bug spray eats headlamps (S#!&) .
    #6. When the Twins lose in the 10th Inning don’t kick your radio over into your bullhead bucket. In your mind go to a happy place –
    #7. Be careful of the bullheads while digging your radio out of the bullhead bucket.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #313328


    Oh…that’s where your pictures are at!

    Now that you’ve learned all these important things…interested in a little bullhead fishing this afternoon? Leave the camera at home….

    steve-demars
    Stillwater, Minnesota
    Posts: 1906
    #313339

    I’m game! Bullheads by the bucketfull. What time?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #313350

    See phone….it’s ringing….

    mudcatkid
    On water
    Posts: 663
    #314030

    random thought about darkenss: i always thought it would be funny to mess with campers while you are out fishing. not in a harmful way though. ………perhaps, i could run in with gas and wood and toss it into the fire frantically, then hand them a fake bill that they must pay since i made thier fire better. All this would happen while my boombox is screaming out the song “Flight of the bummble bee”

    ……being simple minded is a gift

    stillakid2
    Roberts, WI
    Posts: 4603
    #314538

    I’m a little late Coman but that’s hilarious stuff!

    Note: Hilarious is better than funny. Funny is when you make something up. THIS was HILARIOUS!

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