Can you fish in heaven?

  • BoatsHateMe
    Between Pool 2 and Pool 4
    Posts: 786
    November 18, 2018 at 2:36 pm #1811017

    If so, this casket may be for you.

    FISH FOR ETERNITY IN A JON BOAT CASKET

    Posted by Justin Hoffman
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    When it’s your time to go, why not do it in style?
    Why be buried in a nondescript coffin, when you can fish for eternity in an awesome Jon boat casket.

    An Arkansas company has come up with a creative way to show your true love for the outdoors, even if you won’t be alive to actually enjoy it.

    Glory Boats builds “vessels to convey the mortal remains of outdoors enthusiasts to that glorious final harbor” in three different models–Woodland Camo, Marsh Grass and Pink Camo–and as you could expect, they’re attracting plenty of attention.

    The Jon boat casket retails for $2,800 (fishing rod or duck decoys not included).

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    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    November 18, 2018 at 2:59 pm #1811020

    God willing yes we will!

    grizzly
    nebraska
    Posts: 1005
    November 18, 2018 at 3:22 pm #1811022

    I am praying so

    blackbay
    Posts: 699
    November 18, 2018 at 3:22 pm #1811023

    How much horsepower is it rated for?

    mxskeeter
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 4191
    November 18, 2018 at 7:34 pm #1811078

    Max out the hp.

    SuperDave1959
    Harrisville, UT
    Posts: 2816
    November 18, 2018 at 11:29 pm #1811121

    I will have to argue whether it is really heaven if we can’t.

    Jon Jordan
    Keymaster
    St. Paul, Mn
    Posts: 6101
    November 19, 2018 at 8:49 am #1811163

    Would you need a boat? Or can you walk on water?

    -J.

    maddogg
    Posts: 424
    November 19, 2018 at 6:28 pm #1811355

    Do you think all the fish will be huge?

    catnip
    south metro
    Posts: 632
    November 19, 2018 at 7:05 pm #1811366

    Is it all welded and how many rod holders?

    MNdrifter
    Posts: 1671
    November 20, 2018 at 6:57 am #1811428

    I heard it’s ice season year round in heaven! woot

    Put me in this!

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    Pauleye
    Onamia
    Posts: 276
    November 20, 2018 at 7:06 am #1811432

    I’m going were the fishing is so it better be in heaven.

    catmando
    wis
    Posts: 1811
    November 20, 2018 at 10:56 am #1811488

    What’s the point ? IF you can’t , I ain’t going!

    Rick Janssen
    Posts: 340
    November 20, 2018 at 1:54 pm #1811544

    Reminds me of the old story that goes – old fisherman dies and wakes up and he is standing on the shore of a beautiful lake (or stream) and he is catching a fish on EVERY CAST. After hours of this another guy walks up and the fisherman says – I never thought fishing would be this easy in heaven. The other gentleman says – who said this was heaven. Think about it.

    SuperDave1959
    Harrisville, UT
    Posts: 2816
    November 20, 2018 at 8:35 pm #1811637
    MNdrifter wrote:

    I heard it’s ice season year round in heaven! woot

    Put me in this!

    Goes without saying that the other option only offers a warm water fishery, boiling warm.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    November 21, 2018 at 10:15 am #1811722
    Rick Janssen wrote:

    Reminds me of the old story that goes – old fisherman dies and wakes up and he is standing on the shore of a beautiful lake (or stream) and he is catching a fish on EVERY CAST. After hours of this another guy walks up and the fisherman says – I never thought fishing would be this easy in heaven. The other gentleman says – who said this was heaven. Think about it.

    I sure hope there is fishing and the name doesn’t change to catching. If you ask people who don’t fish they say you’ll catch a fish on every cast and they are all big, to which I reply then I won’t be doing any fishing in heaven. What’s the point.

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