I can help get this going.
Is it heavy, have any unicorn stickers, will you take any less even though your price is firm, do you have any pictures with the “cover” off, how many hours are on it, does the reverse work, can you meet me at my house, can I get it in a different color, do you take trades, will you gift wrap, how much coffee has it made, does it have Bluetooth, will it fit in a Prius, does it come with a warranty…
Serious question: what model / how big is the foot print?
Bunn makes some of the best coffee makers. Some are just too big for my countertop.