my wife suggests the complete Golden Girls series on blu-ray.
she also thinks you’re funny, but to me you just seem like a determined, no-nonsense guy. congrats on making it another year.
You could get a Garmin with Clear Vu? 
It would give us some chatter as your texting and driving trying to respond, while sitting in your wet Depend Diaper. 
Sounds like you’re in a pretty good place. A James Holst bobble head might be all you need. If not, how about instead of receiving grifts you ask that a donation be made to an organization like Make A Wish so a young person can enjoy an outing, maybe even a day fishing.
I like this idea. If you already have it all maybe offer to give back.
You want what she wants……
Why would they pick an attractive redhead for the bernie girl? At least make the Bernie girl unattractive, she’s pretty cute! Classic trumpies missing the mark as usual.
There are several of these that are hilarious!
I’m in a real gift idea, If you don’t have, a Sams/Costco account with a nice gift card for meats to smoke, ya know the kind that are specially wrapped for your protection??
Pun intended (your meat is specially wrapped for your protection)
We just got a costco membership, again, how do you guys not know all this stuff about me that I didn’t mention?
Twins season tickets, it’s a gift that keeps giving.
This one actually made me laugh out loud. They’d have to pay me to get season tickets this year.
Seven pair of fishnet thongs. Hey you said you were a fisherman right… And then take pictures with yourself in them and send to your wife for her birthday. The gift that keeps on giving.
Fishnet thongs do strange things to my charlie browns. But if it’s worked for you I will not judge(publicly).
Charity idea is actually a legit good idea, wondering what it’s doing in my thread!
my wife suggests the complete Golden Girls series on blu-ray.
she also thinks you’re funny, but to me you just seem like a determined, no-nonsense guy. congrats on making it another year.
The Golden Girls also do strange things to my charlie browns.
In all seriousness, that Uuni pizza oven looks sweet.
Lol some funny ideas. I’m in a similar boat and my birthday is coming up. I asked for amazon gift cards. You wanna know y??? I can buy anything on amazon, car parts, fishing stuff, boat stuff, garage stuff literally anything. I even think they have a $20,000 tank for sale. (Look up funny amazon reviews)
<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>nhamm wrote:</div>
You want what she wants……
Why would they pick an attractive redhead for the bernie girl? At least make the Bernie girl unattractive, she’s pretty cute! Classic trumpies missing the mark as usual.
<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Denny O wrote:</div>
There are several of these that are hilarious!
I’m in a real gift idea, If you don’t have, a Sams/Costco account with a nice gift card for meats to smoke, ya know the kind that are specially wrapped for your protection??
We just got a costco membership, again, how do you guys not know all this stuff about me that I didn’t mention?
Maybe it’s because some of us might know more than you might know? (where are the smilies for the replies???)
By the way I think that America is GREAT when you are looking at it from the Mexican border. 
Ok from Canada too.
Humm, I wonder if I can see Russia from the/her porch? 
Say “Good Night Dick”.
(from Rowen and Martin’s laugh-in)
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Pun intended (your meat is specially wrapped for your protection) 
