Birthday Gift Ideas….enter at your own risk

Well it’s my birthday tomorrow, and I’ve gotten to the point in life where I just buy too much crap and don’t really need anything.

Lucky for me, I have a family that insists on getting me something, regardless of whether I need anything or not. You might be asking yourself, “That’s and extremely interesting insight into your personal life that I was deeply craving, but where do I come in?“. Well, I need ideas of what to ask for.

Here’s how I plan on running this thread, you guys/gals recommend some products for me to ask for and I will give a swift and honest response.

A little about me to help with the recommendations.
-Male
-likes fishing
-have a new smoker that’s great

WARNING
If your recommendation doesn’t hit the mark I will reply swiftly and justly, I will pull no punches. Please feel free to respond to my responses, with your honest feelings. Please do not take any of this personally, I just might hate your ideas.

This is meant to be fun, so don’t take it too seriously you hoser.

Jeggings

If it were me and I had to request a gift I would ask for an Uuni portable wood fired pizza oven.

900+ degrees in 10 mins and will cook a pizza in 90 secs and do charred meats and veggies in under 5. $299.00 wherever they are sold.

A years membership to the jelly of the month club.

munchy wrote:

A years membership to the jelly of the month club.

That’s the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year!

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Jeggings

If you’d seen my legs before, you’d know I don’t need jeggings to make them look good. I’m guessing you misinterpreted the ‘male’ descriptor as ’18 year old girl’, creepo.

chubby wrote:

If it were me and I had to request a gift I would ask for an Uuni portable wood fired pizza oven.

900+ degrees in 10 mins and will cook a pizza in 90 secs and do charred meats and veggies in under 5. $299.00 wherever they are sold.

This is actually pretty awesome, but did you not understand from my post that $300 is over my budget? I clearly forgot to mention it but I see no reason why you couldn’t infer.

munchy wrote:

A years membership to the jelly of the month club.

Terrible idea munchy, strawberry jam more than meets my jelly needs as it does 99% of people. What gentrified portion of the state do you live in? Next you’re going to link me to a page of artisinal organic jams or some crap. Get real.

A nice brooch

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

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A years membership to the jelly of the month club.

That’s the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year!

If I were to sign up for said jelly membership now I’d actually receive said jams for the rest of this year and 3-4 months of next. I can direct you to a calendar if you would find it useful.

This might fit your style…

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Have you ever considered Sauna Pants?

Next you’re going to link me to a page of artisinal organic jams

Like This?

But wait! They also have Jellies, Marmalades, Conserves, and Preserves!!!

– Rapala Lithium Fillet Knife
– Ion Auger
– Custom Ice Rod
– Good Tow Strap
– Good Jumper Cables
– Miter Saw
– Waders
– Misc. Rods, Reels, Guns

You might already have all this stuff? Happy Birthday

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Like I need to wait for my birthday to buy 36ers of boxer?

Youbetcha wrote:

This might fit your style…

LOL at this guy who thinks I need bait to catch fish, I’ll call you up when I want to bobber fish for potato chip sunnies.

Reef W wrote:

Have you ever considered Sauna Pants?

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I haven’t considered them, because they are the worst. Worse than you perhaps. No, not worse than you on second thought.

munchy wrote:

Next you’re going to link me to a page of artisinal organic jams

Like This?

But wait! They also have Jellies, Marmalades, Conserves, and Preserves!!!

Hint, if you have ever looked at a webpage called “JammiesJams” you might want to throw your computer/phone/tablet into the river. Then maybe consider throwing yourself in and floating down to the gulf to live on a pile of flotsam, never contacting an internet forum ever again.

Oh well maybe you’ll need a great workout routine for keeping your casts longer. the good ol tug toner.

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Finger feet?

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Or if feet aren’t your thing…Finger hands?

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If neither…how about finger tentacles?

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I’ll try something on the serious side. New leave in thermometer for your smoker. Thermoworks Smoke http://www.thermoworks.com/Smoke

My cheap one died and replaced it with this a month ago. Good toy for a gift, top notch.

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Finger feet?

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Or if feet aren’t your thing…Finger hands?

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If neither…how about finger tentacles?

Well that stuff’s really creepy, did you post that from the back of Ralph’s truck while you wait for the local high school to get out?

Youbetcha wrote:

Oh well maybe you’ll need a great workout routine for keeping your casts longer. the good ol tug toner.

My casts are terrific, you haven’t heard of them, or seen them but believe me, they are incredible. I have a 30 day plan to make my casts the best casts you’ve ever seen, believe me, once you see my plan and my casts you won’t believe it.

patk wrote:

I’ll try something on the serious side. New leave in thermometer for your smoker. Thermoworks Smoke http://www.thermoworks.com/Smoke

My cheap one died and replaced it with this a month ago. Good toy for a gift, top notch.

I do like this idea, I actually have a sneaking suspicion that my wife might have got me one of these already!

Sounds like you’re in a pretty good place. A James Holst bobble head might be all you need. If not, how about instead of receiving grifts you ask that a donation be made to an organization like Make A Wish so a young person can enjoy an outing, maybe even a day fishing.

Lithium powered anything. Tools from CPO make great gifts. If you don’t know what you want, get the Milwaukee M12 impact driver. You won’t regret it.

patk wrote:

I’ll try something on the serious side. New leave in thermometer for your smoker. Thermoworks Smoke http://www.thermoworks.com/Smoke

My cheap one died and replaced it with this a month ago. Good toy for a gift, top notch.

You cant go wrong with the smoke from Thermoworks. I think I posted on here I got one in December also. Super good unit.

Otherwise ask for some Depends diapers? That way you can be even fuller of Shat!

You want what she wants……

There are several of these that are hilarious!
I’m in a real gift idea, If you don’t have, a Sams/Costco account with a nice gift card for meats to smoke, ya know the kind that are specially wrapped for your protection??

Pun intended (your meat is specially wrapped for your protection)

The best gift is the gift of love: Pick a weekend and a good spot for everyone to meet with like interest : favorite cabin or campsite or whatever you are into, have everyone come out and have a great time. Best present ever!!

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Jeggings

Damn you. I was gonna say yoga pants.

Grouse

Twins season tickets, it’s a gift that keeps giving.

Weber igrill2 bluetooth thermometer with an ambient probe

Seven pair of fishnet thongs. Hey you said you were a fisherman right… And then take pictures with yourself in them and send to your wife for her birthday. The gift that keeps on giving.