For the record, many despise the Traveling Leaf People. Yes, to all others you are known as the Traveling Leaf People.
We non-traveling patient leaf people have meetings to which we discuss how to minimize and mitigate your movements, which causes unnecessary traffic and pollution in areas north of your home such as Mille Lacs and Gull Lake among many others…..
Taylor’s Falls is one of the worst affected locally. Traveling Leaf People account for 104% of the greenhouse gasses emitted there in the months of September and October. Further more, they cause an average delay of 11.7 minutes to hunters and fisherman going about their normal fall business (math)
Unfortunately, the leaf color change is due to the slowing of photosynthesis, and the trees are unable to reabsorb the CO2 from your gawking vehicles. (science)
Traveling Leaf People’s emissions warm the globe, causing the leaves to change later and later every year, which is counterintuitive to there initial intentions. Their impatience is causing them to be impatient, and delaying the leaf transformation to which they seek. (stuff)
It’s a vicious circle that must be halted before it’s too late. If the cycle continues, leaves won’t change color until March and Traveling Leaf People will be searching year-round when they could have simply waited a week (math+science+and+stuff)
Uh, um, what. Are traveling leaf people more to blame then the traveling circus, or traveling fisherman, or the guy out smoking a quick doob on the back roads. Or is it just the leaf people and their priusus? I’m obviously asking for a friend. I imagine my big diesel has nothing to do with it, because I don’t like leaves any way