Selected dialogue, in sequence:
“If it is a monster, it’s going to be a pain to get out of that hole.”
“One of us is going to have to go elbow deep to guide that fish through the hole.”
“Ohhh, that did not sound good.”
“Anytime I get him close, he’s gone.”
“Ope! I saw something.”
“I saw bubbles. Bubbles.”
“We got bubbles. Bubbles up all of the holes at the same time.”
“Ohhhhhh. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me???”
“Oh my god dude. We are not getting him up that that hole.”
“Yeah, he’s not coming through there. He’s not coming through there.”
“No fricking way in hell. You might get him up that triple. Yeah, you might get him up the triple, but you are NOT getting him up the double.”
“Yeah but it’s fricking 24 inches (points at double hole)…we’re going to have to try to … I think we’re going to have to…”
“I don’t think this fish is going to come up through 3 holes, I’m gonna be honest with you.”
“Whelp, do you wanna take your sweatshirt off?”
“Oh my gosh, he is so heavy….bubbles.”
“Alright, he is not coming up.”
“Yeah he is.”
“Look at that thing.”
“He’s not coming in. He’s not gonna fit.”
“Do we have to drill another hole?”
“His head is literally that big around.”
“I know. It won’t fit in three holes. His head will not fit in three holes.”
“Yeah, let’s do it. I think we gotta go one more.”
[backup arrives to drill two additional 10″ holes]
“It’s gotta be close. It’s gotta be close. Gotta be close.”
“Gotta be close.”
“Oh yeah, he’s gotta be close.”
“Gotta be close. Gotta be close.”
“Oh my gosh. Look at that thing.”
“Hooooooooly……sheeit.”
“Careful. Careful. Hold that line. Let me go deep.”
[much celebration!]
“I went deep.”
“We gotta get this thing back down the hole.”
“Doesn’t want to go…he’s hanging up on something. Ope, there he goes!”
“I might be done ice fishing. I don’t think i wanna…, honestly, I don’t know if I want to experience that again.”
“That was awesome. But man. Holy cow.”
