Champman…..

  • jeremy-crawford
    Cedar Rapids Area
    Posts: 1530
    #1214409

    What is the name of that new toilet made by Trane. I hear tell that is named after a popular bass boat….
    I guess that flushless system is a good one. I am pretty sure its not called a Triton.
    Sorry Dude, I couldn;t help myself.
    jc

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    #289352

    Ranger??………

    Jeremiah Shaver
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 4941
    #289354

    I won’t answer the question seeing as I work for “American Standard-Trane Co.”

    But I can tell you this…..If you purchase this toilet…you’ll never need a plunger again!!!

    JC–you da man!!

    rgeister
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 972
    #289358

    I, too, work for Trane’s parent company American Standard… Yes, it is called the Champion Toilet… In one press release, here is what it could do…

    “Put to the test: The mighty Champion generated impressive results in independent flush-quality tests conducted by SGS U.S. Testing. In tests using a variety of media that simulate in-home use, Champion’s performance is superior to the competition. For example, in one test, 41 rubber tubes were driven down the drain in one fast and furious flush. Another flush eliminated 31 synthetic sponges, and a third made 16 cloth napkins disappear. American Standard’s own tests removed up to 29 golf balls during one flush. The toilet was also a top performer when subjected to National Association of Homebuilders’ testing protocol.”

    Sounds like this toilet’s performance amongst toilets is equal to that of our fine Champman’s amongst fisherman… Perhaps it was named after Jimmy…

    Here is a picture of this beauty!

    mossboss
    La Crescent, MN
    Posts: 2792
    #289359

    I suppose now we will hear all the rhetoric of how “No toilet rides like Champion toilet”!!

    Can I call my dealer and arrange a test drive????

    Also, the Ranger toilet probably wouldn’t ride as nice, and would flush too slow for some, but you couldn’t find a more stable sh!tting platform. And, is speed of flushing really more important than stability when doing your job??

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    #289360

    Rip out the old seats in your boat and throw those bad boys in! Heck, if that thing can handle 29 golfs balls, you should be able to flush a 4lb bass into your live well.

    jhall
    Lake City, MN
    Posts: 590
    #289371

    Im a speed guy, its all about time so the champion is for me. I also like the boats.

    JHall

    Jake
    Muddy Corn Field
    Posts: 2493
    #289375

    why are bass guys so weird???

    Jeremiah Shaver
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 4941
    #289377

    lol….cause all we do is kick “bass” and ask questions afterwards….lol…

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    #289392

    Well i wasn’t thinking,,,

    With all the bass guys on the ice on Saturday I should have had one of these on the ice for a demo !!

    rgeister
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 972
    #289393

    Ummm… A man that looks down on “bass guys” that has a portrait of a *C-A-R-P* for his representative picture… Hmmm… I think I will leave this one alone…

    Anyone wish to steer Jake to fishing for REEL fish? Or, perhaps, he practices for bow season all summer long chasing carp…

    champman
    la crosse
    Posts: 280
    #289432

    you’re killing me! We must have too much idle time on our hands during the hard water months around here…. talking about crappers! There’s one thing I always say, Champion…better be as good as the name it is given!

    JC, maybe we can go for a “ride and decide” in the tules in S.D. next year….at 70mph.

    jeremy-crawford
    Cedar Rapids Area
    Posts: 1530
    #289439

    Sounds good, I enjoy a nice leisurely stroll at half throttle.

    jc

    jhall
    Lake City, MN
    Posts: 590
    #289465

    Sure is getting deep in here!

    mossboss
    La Crescent, MN
    Posts: 2792
    #288485

    Quote:


    Sure is getting deep in here!


    Sounds like we need a flush then!! Fire up the Champion!!! WWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH

    This thread takes shooting the sh!t to a new level. I do like the image of flushing the 4 pound bass into the livewell though.

    Jeremiah Shaver
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 4941
    #289264

    As part of the promotional campaign for the “Champion”. We have trucks fully equiped w/a working “Champion.” I’ll try to get one for the next GTG.

    bass423
    Oregon, WI
    Posts: 152
    #290454

    I am glad that you guys are picking on Champion, Triton and Rangers and leaving my Bass Kitty alone! If speed is what you need then a Cat is where it’s at.

    P.S. JC, the half throttle comment is more applicable to a Ranger than a Champion!

    flatoutally
    MN
    Posts: 111
    #290739

    Quote:


    If speed is what you need then a Cat is where it’s at.


    Not quite. Allison is where the speed is at. And the Potty is standard!!!

    bass423
    Oregon, WI
    Posts: 152
    #290827

    You go so fast in an Allison that you need a potty for the non-boater after you get to fishing hole so they can “clean up” after the ride!! Potty also good for the motion sickness that may occur after a ride in one of those rockets.

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