Well, boys and girls, your uncle OnTheWater was going to go fishing this Suday (’cause he’s “da birt-day-boy), but Mr. Transmission just took an official dump…. Big sigh.
Know why she took a dump ? Well, there’re are few reasons:
1.) The ol’ ’99’s got 100,000 miles on’er now, hey.
2.) D doesn’t = 3 (get that? Drive doesn’t = 3… Always pull you ride in 3).
3.) I’ll defer saying that this is usual OnTheWater’s luck, and simply say that (and it’s true) this GM trani apparently has a naughty “history” of problems…
Well, I think I’ll just say home and drown my sorrows in my wife’s lasagna and my ma’s spit-getti .
Let me know how you cow-pollks do this weekend.
Thanks,
OnTheWater