Quote:
Once you hit 50, there are 3 things you have to remember as a man…
1. Never pass up the opportunity to pee.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste wood, even if you are alone.
Happy Birthday, Dan!
1. So many opportunities now…… so little time to make it there before….
2. Life has become one endless fart, I’m becoming paranoid!
3. Wood, when I’m alone? You youngin’s crack me up! Ahhh, how life has a way of changing what you took for granted for so many years!