For Sale Blue’s jewels!!!!!
As many of you know Blue was, well, how do you say “Cut” a couple days ago. Lucky for you we are now offering a vintage original one of a kind set of …. Well you get the picture. With this procedure Blue has an overwhelming bill due at the local food mart for Frozen Peas as well as Cold Raw Meat.. In the foreseeable future I will need funding for hospital bills related to this post. 
jc
peas huh?
Frozen Peas…..
So that’s where he is. 
jc, whatever you do, don’t laugh or tell a joke after they have you sedated and are snipping. If you do, you’ll feel the ‘love’ deep inside for a few days longer than you should. 
…the thought of… well, suffice it to say, it just about brought tears of pain to me eyes!
My wife asked me one day if I’d ever -and I said, “uh, NO!”
“But it doesn’t hurt, they give you an injection to-”
“An injection!” I said… “What, a needle isn’t going to hurt the ol’ package?”
Blue’s more of a man than I.
Where’s the blue-balls smily face when you need it 
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Thanks 
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OTW
LMAO! 
Problem is… my wife has told me after the birth of our child this Janurary, its my turn… Hmmm… Any advice? Deep breath? Cough?
Blame it on the mail man. 
I’m keepin’ mine. 
My suggestion to Blue is…SOAK THEM BOYS!!!
Blue, it will only hurt for another 4 or 5 months. Unless you use them that is and then it could be longer.
Just got a bunch of jokes delivered to me this morning, and one of them follows:
What’s the definition of macho?
Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Ouch, on all fronts.
PS. That would be one of the Top Ten on the “things I am least likely to buy in my life” list.
Blue, I feel for ya. But, in about 3 months you’ll be feeling much better. I got one suggestion for ya, wear your tighty whiteys for 3 months. Do not, I repeat do not wear loose undees for 3 months no matter how good you feel. One other thing don’t 
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