APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR

  • Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5811
    #1568805

    APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR…

    It’s not whether you win or lose,
    But how you place the blame.

    We have enough “youth”.
    How about a fountain of “smart”?

    A Fool and his money
    Can throw one heck of a party.

    When blondes have more fun,
    Do they know it?

    Money isn’t everything,
    But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

    If at first you don’t succeed,
    Skydiving is not for you

    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.

    Red meat is not bad for you
    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
    Give the rest a bad name.

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
    To produce reproductive organs.

    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
    MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

    The latest survey shows that
    Three out of four people make Up 75% of the population

    “I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
    You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”

    The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that,
    They would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

    Tom Sawvell
    Inactive
    Posts: 9559
    #1568819

    The whole things is factual in my eyes.

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 10336
    #1568951

    Well either it is or it isn’t.

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