Am I the Jerk in this situation?

lindyrig79 wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>TheFamousGrouse wrote:</div>
The title of the eulogy will be, “Phil. He was a god#@mn tree-hugging SOB, but we loved him.”

That’s funny right there!! Cheers to a good laugh on a Friday

More of a Souris River kinda guy myself.

munchy wrote:

Everyone knows Subies are supposed to have a Wenonah Kevlar Canoe on top, not some aluminum contraption.

And Indigo Girls or Melissa Ethridge CD’s in the radio.

Hey now, ol Mick Dundee said Subaru Outbacks were cool. Aren’t they???

Attachments:

1. 

   WKA1996091235052_pv1.jpg
   

Pailofperch wrote:

Hey now, ol Mick Dundee said Subaru Outbacks were cool. Aren’t they???

Only if Linda Kozlowski is in the passenger seat,,,,,,

HRG

Subarus are so gay…..

Are you opening the closet door yet Phil?? Not that there’s anything wrong with that

It comes with a complementary bike rack, border collie w/handkerchief, and coexist sticker.

Attachments:

1. 

   Screenshot_20200125-192939.png
   

2. 

   Screenshot_20200125-1928402.png
   

Responding to the original post…..just find a different car.

Id like a Subaru outback. I want it for a dog hauler. Ive got 2 – 100 pound german shepherds that like to go for rides. The back end of the wagon would be great space for them.

haha, haven’t been checking back here and this sure took a turn!

Ended up making a good deal with the guy and got the car, everyone’s happy. I think there was just some mis-interpretation happening via text message.

Good guess with the Subaru, but alas, we already own a ’14 outback.

I’ve liked our Subaru pretty well, apart from the fact that the headlights go out like 1-2 times per year, and to change them you have to lay flat on the ground and stick your arm up through the wheel wells, total PITA.

Oh, and when the transmission catastrophically failed at 70 mph, twisting one CV shaft and snapping the other one off completely, at 75k miles. But hey, that was eventually replaced for free by Subaru(I highly recommend NOT going to the WBL Subaru shop).

And did someone say Indigo Girls?

And the new (to you) car is a …

I promise, Phil. We won’t judge you. We’re just not that kind of site.

Grouse

Small, Zippy, AWD… Subaru out. Perhaps little Audi?

TheFamousGrouse wrote:

And the new (to you) car is a …

I promise, Phil. We won’t judge you. We’re just not that kind of site.

Grouse

The Loooooove Bug……

Attachments:

1. 

   a699874dd3804fba9bd8fc368f29af86.jpg
   

huntinforfish wrote:

#1910070
Small, Zippy, AWD… Subaru out. Perhaps little Audi?

You know, I was thinking Audi TT.

Which, BTW, a good friend of mine in the UK described perfectly when he said, “The TT is the ultimate hairdresser’s car.”

But we’re not judging…

Grouse

It’s actually way more fun for me for you guys to guess what type of car I’d buy based on what you know about me. So far we have, ‘car marketed specifically to lesbians'(which I guess kind of hits the mark, since we own one of those), VW bug with custom paint job, and ‘hairdressers car’.

If it’s not a Subaru my guess is a GLI or GTI. If no turbo, I’ll just guess VW Golf

Small manual I’m guessing Honda Fit.

Atleast tell us what color it is…..

I would guess an Audi

Mini Cooper.

a revolutionary product at 45 MPG

Attachments:

1. 

   images.jpg
   

This beast?

Attachments:

1. 

   OIPS8ESWEIJ.jpg
   

Likely not a “mans” car…

Attachments:

1. 

   ferrari-for-boys.jpg
   

I guess I definitely should have consulted you guys on what cars to include in my search, can’t believe I didn’t think about Le Car.

Should have got a geo tracker, chain those tires up and would be a great ice fishing vehicle :(.

Glad this thing got worked out. With your first post I thought maybe Larry David was trolling.

I guess Prius. One man’s ‘zippy’ is another man’s riding lawnmower.

Next, let’s guess what bumper stickers it will be adorned with!!

Awd Pontiac vibe.

Phil, you’re a new car guy from the sounds of it.

its a Yugo,when you put two people in it its called a Wego.

shady5 wrote:

I guess Prius. One man’s ‘zippy’ is another man’s riding lawnmower.

Next, let’s guess what bumper stickers it will be adorned with!!

visualize whirled peas

Yes, yes you are the jerk for not telling us what damn car you bought!