Okay, I can’t be the only one wondering.
If Don Juan is such a freaking ninja survival master, why did he spend the night freezing his arse off in a crapped out semi-trailer while stuffing mulch down his pants to try (and fail) to stay warm?
I mean, why not use all this superior survival knowledge and, ya know, build a fire maybe? Or go out and get yourself a nice venison dinner? Or build one of those fantastic shelters he’s been going on about?
I mean, Don Julio, for a ninja survival master like yourself, that’s no way to live, bro.
Grouse