Not long ago, some people were talking about 1st experiences with their sons.
I couldn’t help but think of the Found memory when I took my son out for his 1st drink.
Off to the Pub we went, only short walking distance from Cabin.
I got a Budweiser. He didn’t like it, so I drank it.
Then I got a Miller Lite.
He didn’t like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Hamms.
He gave me a look like he was going to vomit.
So I drank it.
I thought maybe whiskey would be a better choice than beer so we tried a Jameson’s
NOPE!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland ‘s finest
He Wouldn’t even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn’t like to drink, I was so s***-faced I could hardly push his stroller back to Cabin